Anarchy on the pitch!
The Soccer Punk steps up to show the square heads who’s boss.
Be sly, ballsy & rash – and flick the ball straight past their noggins into the goal.
Did we say “sly”? We should rather say: be slyer than anyone who ever walked the pitch. It ain’t enough to pass one opponent and shoot straight at the goal and that’s it – nah, here you fling the ball past three bouncing opponents, topple a human pyramid, knock several square heads flat, and only then score the goal. And that was still an easy shot!
What’s in it for ya?
- A couple carefully designed levels. No more tedious variations of the same old shtick.
- Jouncy physics. Meaning: the square heads topple over more realistically than you and your buddies on your latest pub crawl.
- Unforeseen consequences. When your opponents doggedly stand together, blocking and covering all loopholes, you find the answer: over the heads of the stacked squares, below the feet of the bouncers, casually picking up all the stars, and into the goal – and then you can claim that this is how you planned it!
- It ain’t so easy. If you want to get good high scores – how about 10.000 in the first level, buddy? – then you gotta think of something.
’nuff said. Download the thing and go for it.